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finalfantasythings:

Over the past weekend at San Diego Comic Con, Square Enix made these a free bonus on purchases above $19.99 on their online store, but this promotion is now over. During the convention they were also giving them out to people who registered a Square Enix Members account, and thanks to having more than a few sock email accounts to register, I was able to snag a few extras!
That said, I’m giving out not one, but two, but THREE!!! lanyards out, so this means that three people have chances of winning! These lanyards feature 16-bit sprites of characters from the first 13 Final Fantasy games, including (in order):
A moogle, Warrior, White Mage, Black Mage, Maria, Onion Knight, Kain Highwind, Cecil Harvey, Cid Pollendina, Gilgamesh, Bartz Klauser, Kefka Palazzo, Terra Brandford, Cloud Strife, Sephiroth, Aerith Gainsborough, Squall Leonhart, Laguna Loire, Zidane Tribal, Eiko Carol, Tidus, Seymour Guado, Shantotto, Penelo, Lightning, a chocobo
RULES/TERMS AND CONDITIONS

There will be three winners, all of whom will be chosen through a random number generator.
Everyone has a maximum of two shots through liking and reblogging this post once. Those who reblog multiple times will be disqualified.
Please do not try to increase your chances by using any hoarded URLs you may have! >8[
Following this blog is not required to participate, nor does it increase one’s chances of winning. It is, however, very much appreciated. :]
Yes, I ship internationally if the winner is outside of the United States, and all shipping costs will be covered by me!
The deadline will be August 31, 2014 at 12:00 AM Pacific Daylight Savings Time, so be sure to like and reblog before then!
KEEP IN MIND that Final Fantasy Things is a linked account to my personal blog, so the winner will receive an ask/submission from me as joshawooott.tumblr.com.
If the winner does not reply back to me within 24 hours of my personal notification, or ask/submission box are not activated, I will unfortunately have to choose another winner and that’s no fun. D:
Any other questions concerning this I will be glad to answer and clarify! In the meantime, good luck and keep calm and cast Ultima. :]
Final Fantasy Things is in no way affiliated with Square Enix Co., Ltd., is profiting in no way from this giveaway, and claims no ownership or affiliation to Square Enix or the Final Fantasy brand.
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finalfantasythings:

Over the past weekend at San Diego Comic Con, Square Enix made these a free bonus on purchases above $19.99 on their online store, but this promotion is now over. During the convention they were also giving them out to people who registered a Square Enix Members account, and thanks to having more than a few sock email accounts to register, I was able to snag a few extras!

That said, I’m giving out not one, but two, but THREE!!! lanyards out, so this means that three people have chances of winning! These lanyards feature 16-bit sprites of characters from the first 13 Final Fantasy games, including (in order):

A moogle, Warrior, White Mage, Black Mage, Maria, Onion Knight, Kain Highwind, Cecil Harvey, Cid Pollendina, Gilgamesh, Bartz Klauser, Kefka Palazzo, Terra Brandford, Cloud Strife, Sephiroth, Aerith Gainsborough, Squall Leonhart, Laguna Loire, Zidane Tribal, Eiko Carol, Tidus, Seymour Guado, Shantotto, Penelo, Lightning, a chocobo

RULES/TERMS AND CONDITIONS
  • There will be three winners, all of whom will be chosen through a random number generator.
  • Everyone has a maximum of two shots through liking and reblogging this post once. Those who reblog multiple times will be disqualified.
  • Please do not try to increase your chances by using any hoarded URLs you may have! >8[
  • Following this blog is not required to participate, nor does it increase one’s chances of winning. It is, however, very much appreciated. :]
  • Yes, I ship internationally if the winner is outside of the United States, and all shipping costs will be covered by me!
  • The deadline will be August 31, 2014 at 12:00 AM Pacific Daylight Savings Time, so be sure to like and reblog before then!
  • KEEP IN MIND that Final Fantasy Things is a linked account to my personal blog, so the winner will receive an ask/submission from me as joshawooott.tumblr.com.
  • If the winner does not reply back to me within 24 hours of my personal notification, or ask/submission box are not activated, I will unfortunately have to choose another winner and that’s no fun. D:

Any other questions concerning this I will be glad to answer and clarify! In the meantime, good luck and keep calm and cast Ultima. :]

Final Fantasy Things is in no way affiliated with Square Enix Co., Ltd., is profiting in no way from this giveaway, and claims no ownership or affiliation to Square Enix or the Final Fantasy brand.

nudityandnerdery:

gothiccharmschool:

jessica-messica:

zagreussits:

How to wear a knife strapped to your thigh with a garter like a fucking lady while managing not to slice yourself open because you were fool enough to carry an unsheathed weapon next to a squishy part of your body that moves when you walk.

  1. Get a garter from somewhere; this one is a sock garter from Sock Dreams, which means it’s made to stay the fuck up there.
  2. Get a fucking sheath for those sharp, pointy things and put them in the sheath. There’ll be a velcro loop at the top so that they won’t slide out if you hold the sheath upside down.
  3. Put the garter through the loop at the top meant for whatever you’re using to attach it to yourself. Attach it to yourself, adjusting for ease of grabbing. You don’t want to put it on your inner thigh because that is awkward as hell to get out. The only way you’d be able to get it out in a timely manner is if you attached the sheath upside down, at which point you’d need two garters to keep the sheath from tilting inward toward your other thigh.
  4. Oh no, now the sheath is hanging loosely and is going to make a weird pattern against your clothing. Tuck that shit into your stockings if you’re wearing them, or use another garter if you’re not.
  5. Pull your pencil skirt back down over the knife sheath. Adjust accordingly due to tightness of skirt and shape of sheath. Make sure you can get at it as quick as you want.
  6. People look at you really strangely if this is the knife you pull out when you want to cut your apple up.

Vital Information for your Everyday Life.

I love this, and now I want knives to carry with me. (Cue the RealHusband, the StuntHusband, and fanboy-news-network all waving their hands and shouting “NOOOOOOO!”)

While Atticus offers a quiet smile and a single nod of approval.

(Fuente: dapuritoyo)

i-sucked-dick-on-accident:

I FUCKING SCREAMED SO LOUD

(Fuente: twelveredstitches)

thisgirlgames:

notarmin:

bye

Never, in all my days, have I ever laughed at anything as hard as I have laughed at this.

(Fuente: notmakoto)

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